Broken Mirror
Sorry about the mess… But, do me a favor and try not to track bloody footprints all over my recently cleaned carpets – as they are hellishly expensive to clean. Since I only got a few moments of life in me before I bleed out – I’d better cut to the chase and tell how…
Readmykooltales has a New Publication Schedule
Dear Friends of Readmykooltales, I am so thrilled that you have chosen to follow and read my short stories. In the two years plus, I have been writing and publishing Readmykooltales I have sought to entertain you with stories written in different styles and from various genres. Some of my tales performed better than others,…
Rick, Conman Extraordinare -We Are Going to Mexico -The Conclusion!
When we got back to our seats – Rick and Mom were all ears to hear how it went. So fibbed a little – I told them “It was neat to meet her and blah blah, blah “…and then I clammed up. Rick then proudly presented us with two Race Track forms autographed by Doris…
Dig Your Own Grave Sucka!
The moment I found a nose lying at the bottom of my cereal bowl – I knew it was gonna be a bad day. Searching my face confirmed that I had lost my nose. Yup, that was mine alright. Godamnit. Must have fallen off while I was having breakfast and enjoying reruns of Jeopardy on…
Sold!!
Poverty drove me to take the job. I had no experience in sales but, I figured anything was better than what I had been doing which was starve. So after twelve years of trying to make a living as a “male masseuse” – I finally threw in the towel and quit my job at a…
Jake and his Hot Trans Am Part 8
A few hours later I was holding a sobbing chick who acted as she had just recovered her best friend in the whole world after a 20-year absence. Geez…and all I had done was say Hi! Back in those days- I seemed to have that kind of effect on chicks, they either laughed or cried…