Tag: humor

“Camp Shady Pines” Summer Camp from Hell!! Part 1

I hate Summer Camp. I think Summer Camps were devised by envious Adults – who wanted to screw up perfectly good Summer vacation for kids. The kid has too much free time – so let’s get him out of the house – seemed to be the Parental maxim. To which I would reply “Why?” Was…

By Charles R. Bucklin August 31, 2020 Off

Flash Fiction “Jelly Donuts”

Short Humorous Story

Fer Chrissakes, Barbara. We’ll never beat the traffic going to the Beach, ” groused the Old Man. “Now Buck, the Boys will be starving by the time we get there. And besides stopping will only take a minute, ” said my Mom. “Get me an Old Fashioned Donut, then.” Donuts?! My ears perked up like…

By Charles R. Bucklin August 24, 2020 Off

“LOCKDOWN!”

Short Humorous Story

Darn he could be such a pest! Always coming into my room and buggin’ me. I told my kid brother multiple times to beat it – but did he listen? Heck No! Finally I pleaded my case to the Old Man who begrudgingly installed a sliding lock on the “outside” of my door. That didn’t…

By Charles R. Bucklin August 17, 2020 Off

Flash Fiction “Movie Time!!”

Short Humorous Story

Wife: “Let’s watch a movie!” Me: “OK.” Wife : “How about” Out of Africa?” Me: ” Borrrring! “ Wife:” The Walton’s Family Special? “ Me: “Aaak! ..cough.. cough.. Hell No!” Wife:” ummm… “White Christmas”?” Me: “It’s April! Who watches Christmas movies in the Spring!” Wife: “Lucy and Ricky Go to Hollywood.” Me: (Sotto voce) “Somebody…

By Charles R. Bucklin August 3, 2020 Off

“A Strange Turn of Events” Final Chapter

Short Humorous Story

My Adventures and Short Brush with Fame in Community Theater Comet Hyakutake is a Comet that passed close to the earth in March 1996. Its passage was called the “Great Comet of 1996.” “Its passage to the earth was the closest Cometary approaches of the previous 200 years.” Which reminds me of… After Louise Van…

By Charles R. Bucklin July 27, 2020 Off

“An Awkward Meeting”

Short Humorous Story

A white mouse with a dirty short pink tail was given to me by my Mom one Spring day for Easter. I was told to give him a name, feed him, make sure he had plenty of water and most importantly – clean his cage. I loved “Mousey.” That’s what I called him – “Mousey.”…

By Charles R. Bucklin July 20, 2020 Off

“For Those Who Missed the Rock” Part 2

Short Humorous Story

The air was different in Okinawa – more humid than I was used to, also it appeared that most of Okinawa was covered in agriculture. My sense of smell was assaulted by an earthy smell – that I found foreign. We didn’t pass through many towns and the ones I saw were pretty disappointing. There…

By Charles R. Bucklin July 13, 2020 Off

Flash Fiction “Call Me Tony”

Short Humorous Story

“Call me Tony” “Your name is Charlie.” “Yeah, I know but ‘Charles, Charlie, Chuck – they’re stupid names. So now I wanna be called “Tony.” “Why?” “It sounds cool.. Like I am Italian. And it’s the name John Travolta called himself in that Disco movie.” “Disco movie? Is that why you’re dressed up in that…

By Charles R. Bucklin July 6, 2020 Off

“A Strange Turn of Events” Part 11

Short Humorous Story

My Adventures and Short Brush with Fame in Community Theater continued… I was so nervous that I flubbed my opening line and started spouting my opening line to Elmire in the next scene – “May heaven in who’s infinite goodness we adore…” Uh no… And so I continued with “And by way, Laurent hang up…

By Charles R. Bucklin June 22, 2020 Off

“For Those Who Missed the Rock” Part 1

Short Humorous Story

I don’t want to go,” I sobbed as I tore off my civilian clothes and shoved them into a green duffel bag. There I was the big, tough guy Marine sobbing like a baby. Tears and snot ran down my face as I packed my gear for a flight to Okinawa, Japan. Matt, my younger…

By Charles R. Bucklin June 15, 2020 Off