“The Great War” Part 10 – Epilogue
Epilogue Ketched’ bye surprise, Suntan, aka “PoPo the Klown,” had to cancel mid performance his entertainments at a local kiddy birthday party. The poor sumbitch was absolutely humiliated that his Epic plans had been thwarted by a cantankerous Volcano. The Great Anus Volcano finely simmered down after a few days – leavin’ Nabob’s residents skeered…
“The Great War” Part 9
Grandaffy dressed in a pink cloak exhorted the Elf Troops to stand firm and hold thar ground. But with each fresh attack our Boys were slowly pushed back. Meanwhile our Communications Headquarters was desperately firing telegraphs to your Toy Factory. Implorin’ ye for aerial assistance. Now why you had decided to take Mrs Klause during…
“The Great War” Part 8
Finally the exhausted threesome arrived at their destination. They stood at the base of an enormous Volcano. The craggy dormant mountain towered into the cloudy heavens. There was a big sign that read: “Great Anus of Doom Volcano.” Visitors Welcome. Volcano Park Hours 10 am – 5 pm. Do not litter. Hewitt Putter reached into…
A Shattering Experience
My Mom has a picture of me taken in 1959 which she keeps in her bedside bible. The black and white photo shows me with a large bandage on my back. Now about that bandage… I was over at my friend, Jula’s house, one warm afternoon in Alexandria, Virginia and I thought I’d impress her…
Destiny
Dear Mister Klause, I always believed that an Elf’s Destiny should be decided at home. Not on some foreign soil or continent. Still, as a patriotic tax payin’ Elf, I do believe in protectin’ my country. Hence I did participate in the Great War several hundred years ago. Nosir, The Great War was not won…